Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I love you. Go after that dick
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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