I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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