ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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