Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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