You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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