next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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