I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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