I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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