its not stalking. its research.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He kissed a someone with a penis
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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