My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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