Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Sponge bath it is.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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