Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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