Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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