i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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