He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I think my moral compass just broke
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