shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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