Will you blow on my dice?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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