Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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