I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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