What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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