Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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