You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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