I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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