so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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