Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Randomize
