just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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