She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
So. Much. Porn.
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