i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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