dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
