so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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