question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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