it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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