i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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