3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
this is an emotional support booty call
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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