wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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