U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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