mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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