and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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