did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
