I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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