They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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