She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
