Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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