Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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