somebody snuck up and got me drunk
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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