one might say we're banned from that church
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
