i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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