pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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