Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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