That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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